Thursday, April 27, 2006

Judgment Day

For those that have been following the audacity that is my 10 days of suspence, the big day is upon us. I'm sure you will find this to be a complete let down as this was mostly an exercise to get me to start posting more frequently, but it had a purpose, and I don't really care. Although it is doubtful on how successful it was. Let’s go over the clues:

9 Days left & First Clue : Curiosity killed the cat

This was a little rhyme I wrote when I was still in junior high school and thought I was Gangster Rapper white boy. Coinsidently, I used to go by the moniker of Count M&M. Strangely, another white boy from Detroit goes by a very similar name. I guess people don't always end up like they start. This is the idea I wanted to get across with my first clue. Only those who are very close to me would remember this, and most don't read this blog anyways, so no one got it.

8 Days : The world looks mighty good to me

This was the Tootsie Roll theme song from the early 70's, although I do believe the commercials are still being played today. I used to sing this song out loud and very loud at that when I was a child to get attention. Once again, only those close to me when I was younger would of understood this clue. I never said these clues would be easily solved.

7 Days : (Ring Photo)

This was just an amusing clue for the most part, an attention getter if you will. This is from the movie, The Ring (or Ringu in Japan). The movie had a horror tone where the people would only have 7 days to live after watching a haunted video cassette. I thought it fitting. You're all gonna die.

6 days : What do Caravaggio and Theo Tresbend have in common?

Caravaggio was a famous Italian painter, made more famous recently due to a book released called The Lost Painting, which told about his life and the search for one of his greatest pieces thought lost for hundreds of years. Two points in this part of the clue. First, Caravaggio wasn't his real name, it was actually Leonardo, but he hailed from the city of Caravaggio, so history deceitfully changed his name. Second, he was in a bar fight where he killed a man. This leads us to Theo Tresbend. Theo was a union guy who worked in Management in the 40's and 50's. He was on the side of the workers and would of been a prominent figure in Michigan Union politics had he not been in a bar fight where he killed a man, or so the story is told. I met Theo when I was a child in a bar with my father where he told this story all the time. He said he served 15 years in prison and was thusly ruined, became a drunk and did nothing with his life till he died some years later. The story came out after he died that Theo was just a liar and told that story to impress local bar patrons, mostly women. The truth is, he was just a Drunk and was unemployed most of his lifeand never did anything important in his life.

5 Days : Have you ever wondered what crow actually tastes like?

With 5 days into this 10 day process, I wondered if this would just be me putting my foot in my mouth. A few family members had been trying to figure this out and I believed would be let down by the whole ordeal. I, of course, decided to continue with my 10 day project, regardless of the outcome. This wasn't much of a clue as it was a statement.

4 days : 2, 6, 35, 10, 12, 5, 5

These were the unique visitor numbers to my web site since I started my 10 day project. It drops on the weekends. My average is about 4 unique visitors \ day. The 2, was the day before this all began.

4 days : Philippe Petit has the right ideas on this.

Philippe is a French high wire artist known for his daring bravado in publicity stunts that could get him killed. Have you figured out where I'm going with this yet?

3 days : Like Natasha was for Piers Anthony

Natasha was a character in the Incarnations of Immortality saga by Piers Anthony. Natasha spelled backwards is "Ah Satan". He was know for being a liar and someone who twists the truth for his own gains.

2 Days : (Photo of Saddam Statue being brought down)

At the time these photos were taken throughout Iraq, they came with great emotional sentiment. However, it was later told that these pictures were, at many times, staged by U.S. forces and our allies as a sort of publicity stunt or propaganda during the early stages of the Second Iraq War.

1 day and Final Clue : GoldenPalace.com

GoldenPalace.com is an online gambling site which has received recognition as being involved in the purchase of many strange and unique items and other expenditures for publicity. Some items would be the Image of the Virgin Mary in the grilled cheese sandwich, a kidney stone that once resided in William Shatner's body, and the naming rights to a new species of Monkey now known as the Goldenpalace.com monkey.

So what was I trying to do? Well, if it’s not obvious, this was a publicity stunt. One by which I hoped to garner more attention and viewers to my blog. Had I actually supplemented these 10 day entries with actual content this may have been a success. I gained a few new viewers on average so I intend to start a vigorous campaign of bloging soon. Sorry if it was a big let down. It was fun for me at least. Thanks for reading.

1 day and Final Clue

GoldenPalace.com

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

2 Days

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Never Believe What You See (How Not To Play Poker)

I sit down to play in a couple Hold-em Poker tournaments last night. These are for the Pioneer Poker League, which is a free league I play in. It's free and mostly for fun, but if you finish in the top 100 in points over a 4 month period, you get to go to a tournament of champions where winner gets sponsored into a real money event. I'm on the bubble for the top 100 and I needed to finish in the points in both of the two tournaments last night. So I played tight.

Early in the first tournament, I get KQ suited in middle position, one limper to me. I raise it to 3X the big blind. The Small blind folds, big blind re-raises to 6X the big blind, the limper raises again to 12X the big blind. I fold. As good as that hand is, with two other guys in the pot, chances are I would be losing cash. Flop would of given me two pair, Kings and Queens and with the King on the river, I would of had the Boat. They only had marginal hands in comparison. I finished that tournament 6th, so I needed a big finish is tournament two.

Thinking a little aggression would help, I went into tournament two with some piss and vinegar in my veins. First hand, cards are dealt. I'm in middle position again, the table folds to the guy on my right. He looks at his cards and I can see his cards. He has 24, one club, one spade and limps in. I'm thinking he should of folded, but whatever. I get A9 suited and raise it. Big blind re-raises it, limper calls, I call. Flop comes AJ8, two clubs. I have no flush possibility, and limper only has a back door flush with no pair. He raises. I think, WTF? I call. Big blind re-raises, he calls, I re-raise. Everyone calls. OK, I know the limper has nothing, so when no club falls on the turn, I have him. I have to get the other guy off the pot. Limper raises again, I go all in. The big blind thinks hard for a while and folds, saying he had the best hand. Limper calls and we reveal our cards. I have top pair and he doesn't have 24, one club, one spade, he has 24, clubs suited. He ends up with his flush and I end up busted out on the first hand. All because I thought I saw something I didn't. If I had played that hand without seeing his hand, I would of folded after all the action started. The other guy had pocket jacks.

Dumb.

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3 days

Like Natasha was for Piers Anthony

Monday, April 24, 2006

4 days

Philippe Petit has the right ideas on this.

4 days

2, 6, 35, 10, 12, 5, 5

Sunday, April 23, 2006

5 Days

Have you ever wondered what crow actually tastes like?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

6 days

What do Caravaggio and Theo Tresbend have in common?

Friday, April 21, 2006

7 Days

Thursday, April 20, 2006

I think I'm going to go shoot myself now

I just spent 15 minutes explaining to a co-worker how to save an excel file in a particular folder on our server.The tricky part is creating a folder if it isn't already there. She is now filling up an entire sheet of paper with step by step instructions on how to accomplish this task. The sad part is when she needs to do this again, she will spend 20 minutes reviewing her notes before attempting the saving procedure, followed by 10 minutes of slowly going through the procedure, only to screw it up and ask for help which will cause me to have to then spend 15 minutes explaining the process anew.

She has since moved on to the second page of notes on this procedure. With much pleasure, she showed me that she could go through it all by herself. Then I had to go and delete all the extra folders she put on the server that were unneeded while she was practicing.

*BANG*

Why was she hired you ask? 2 Things.

1) She was hired to do menial tasks which no human being would want to do which she does very well. The problem is that when she was hired in 18 years ago, these tasks were a big part of our business which they no longer are. She needs to be useful or she will have to be let go from a financial stand point so the boss tries to teach her news things to make her useful again.

2) She's the boss's wife's sister.

*BANG*

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8 Days

The world looks mighty good to me,
cause Tootsie rolls are all I see.
Whatever it is I think I see,
Becomes a Tootsie roll to me.

Tootsie roll how I love your chocolaty chew.
Tootsie roll I think I'm in love with you.
Whatever it is I think I see,
becomes a Tootsie roll to me.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

9 Days left & First Clue

Curiosity killed the cat
But I gotta gat
How 'bought that?
Ratta Tat-Tat
Now my pockets are fat.

9 days.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

10 Days

Something exciting is going to happen in 10 days. Stay tuned.

Friday, April 07, 2006

White Noise

It's been argued in relationships that you can sometimes, inadvertently, tune out someone who is talking to you. Everyone does it one time or another and some are worse than others. I'm sure it has a lot to do with the person's attention span or what's on his or her mind at the time and mostly it's a forgivable offense. However, I have discovered another phenomenon, which I'm sure isn't exclusive to me, but it certainly pertains to me. I AM WHITE NOISE.

Take this scenario. You are sitting at your desk in the office and a co-worker enters the room. There are several other co-workers in the room, each at their own desks but all within ear shot. You strike up a conversation with the person who just entered the room, about a topic you may have been discussing privately earlier in the day. This sparks a story from the person who then walks away from you to tell the story to the other person or persons in the room, out of earshot to you. You are left sitting their wondering WTF just happened. That person is me.

Now people don't do this on purpose, mostly, and like I said, it's forgivable. There must be something about me that spurs this event because it happens a lot. I mean, It happens all the time. The other day, I was telling my wife something that happened at work. I had her full attention and right smack in the middle of one of my sentences, she turns to her sister and starts talking about something completely different, cutting me off entirely. Now this has a lot to do with being comfortable with a spouse and how things that you say remind them or important things that they forgot, and that's all and good. It just happens a lot. I mean, it happens all the time.

My white noise ability is so powerful that it even effects me. I'll be saying something important, at least I thought it was important. Someones attention will float away as it often does and when they get back to me, I don't even remember what I was saying. This happens a lot. I mean it happens all the time.

While this can be damaging to the ego after the nth time it happens, I take it in stride. Wait, what was I talking about?

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